Spike, the womanizer

Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female named Misty.

The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time.

The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return.

Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them, 'The first one who can use the words 'liver' and 'cheese' together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me.'

The sturdy, one lung black Mutt named Boopie speaks up quickly and says, 'I love liver and cheese.'

'Oh, how childish,' said Misty. 'That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever.'

She turns to the large earred Casper and says
'How well can you do?'

'Um. I HATE liver and cheese,' blurts Casper.

'My, my,' said Misty. 'I guess it's hopeless. That's just as dumb as the Boopie's sentence.'

She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, 'How about you, little guy?'

The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the Taco Bell Chihuahua, Spike (on steroids).

He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to Boopie and the Casper and says....



Liver alone, Cheese mine.